'Hindu Nationalist' And His Estranged Wife

The pretty Jashodaben in happier times

What is the issue behind Feku's newly discovered marital status? Is it really shocking that he never confessed? Or is that he was ashamed (for whatever) reasons to take the burden of his wife?

Closely looking, neither of them...

BJP has always showed that they carry the flag of Hindutva on their shoulders. They are the thekedaars of this religion. Even Feku boldly declared that he is a "hindu nationalist". Well if this is the case then what they did, will you call it "following the tradition"?

If they know anything about Hindutva, the first thing they should know is that in this religion wives have been given the position of parallel Goddess! Look at Shiv-Parvati, Krishna-Radha, Laxmi-Ganesh, Ram-Sita etc. In fact some of the God's have to be remembered along with their wives. This is the respect we give to wives.

But what Feku did was unacceptable. Consider the following arguments:

1. Lets say he was married at a very early age. (Child marriage is a crime but still). When he grew up, he wanted to become a 'Sangh Pracharak' and decides that he doesn't want a wife. Absurd but still accepted. Why didn't he accept her back after making a mark in RSS and/or politics. Does every Pracharak remains unmarried?

2. Lets suppose he was ashamed and didn't want to declare anything. He was interested in snooping girls though. Why did Jashodaben has to live in such dire conditions? Couldn't he provide her with suitable accommodation? Monthly remuneration could have been given. Feku's bank balance never went down for this purpose.

3. Now that he has declared in front of the world, why can't he take her with him? Was is just to show the world? Jashodaben has been very kind enough to pray for him but does Feku deserve all this? Is this was a staunch Hindu follows?

These questions won't be answered ever. Maybe Jashodaben will never set a foot in Feku's house. Maybe she won't be heard of ever. Maybe everything will end up as a Suraj Barjatiya movie...

But one cannot neglect the fact that the pain Jashodaben had to go through in her life, will never let Feku live peacefully...

Why did BJP take so much time to come up this lame "MODIfesto"?

Lazy Feku at work! (cartoon courtesy: Manjul)

Agreed that it is a poorly copied version of Congress manifesto. Agreed that none of the points mentioned in it are ever going to get fulfilled. (Primarily because Feku is never going to come to power!). Agreed that the 'Ram Temple' issue is slowly matching the age of Advaniji. But why this delay? Our sources found out some strong reasons...

1. As Congress follows the policy of democracy in and off the party, their manifesto was duly "leaked" to the counterparts of BJP. However, the copy was in English and Rajnath had already protested against the usage of this "foreign" language, all BJP/RSS/VHP dudes were horrified. It took them 6 days to get it translated.

2. Now, after painful translation, BJP stalwarts gathered to understand what was given in the manifesto. Simultaneously, the process of copying initiated. It is rumoured that Arun Jaitley fainted after reading the points as knew he won't be able to debate on anything in his next tenure as Opposition leader in Rajyasabha!

3. A perfect manifesto was in front of them and they, obviously, could not resist. So they gave the orders to get it printed and headed for the party. Amit Shah was assigned for copying the manifesto. He was very happy to get this opportunity.

4. But as nature would have it, 'Saheb' had to interfere. Shah, being loyal to him, stopped the press immediately. There was one very important point to be added to make it the real BJP Manifesto.

RAM MANDIR!

As 'Saheb' spoke about it, there was an encore! This was an issue that made the 'Sanghis' at home. Suddenly there was a unique blood-rush. Images of that thrilling time, swords, 'saffron' picnic... came in front of their eyes.

5. Finally, as courtesy, final 'copied' draft of BJP manifesto was sent to Advaniji for final scrutiny. (Out of respect, though it didn't matter.) It was the original copy. Advaniji, out of anger and pending ridicule, flushed it...