Tuesday 15 April 2014

'Hindu Nationalist' And His Estranged Wife

The pretty Jashodaben in happier times

What is the issue behind Feku's newly discovered marital status? Is it really shocking that he never confessed? Or is that he was ashamed (for whatever) reasons to take the burden of his wife?
Closely looking, neither of them...
BJP has always showed that they carry the flag of Hindutva on their shoulders. They are the thekedaars of this religion. Even Feku boldly declared that he is a "hindu nationalist". Well if this is the case then what they did, will you call it "following the tradition"?
If they know anything about Hindutva, the first thing they should know is that in this religion wives have been given the position of parallel Goddess! Look at Shiv-Parvati, Krishna-Radha, Laxmi-Ganesh, Ram-Sita etc. In fact some of the God's have to be remembered along with their wives. This is the respect we give to wives.
But what Feku did was unacceptable. Consider the following arguments:
1. Lets say he was married at a very early age. (Child marriage is a crime but still). When he grew up, he wanted to become a 'Sangh Pracharak' and decides that he doesn't want a wife. Absurd but still accepted. Why didn't he accept her back after making a mark in RSS and/or politics. Does every Pracharak remains unmarried?




2. Lets suppose he was ashamed and didn't want to declare anything. He was interested in snooping girls though. Why did Jashodaben has to live in such dire conditions? Couldn't he provide her with suitable accommodation? Monthly remuneration could have been given. Feku's bank balance never went down for this purpose.




3. Now that he has declared in front of the world, why can't he take her with him? Was is just to show the world? Jashodaben has been very kind enough to pray for him but does Feku deserve all this? Is this was a staunch Hindu follows?
These questions won't be answered ever. Maybe Jashodaben will never set a foot in Feku's house. Maybe she won't be heard of ever. Maybe everything will end up as a Suraj Barjatiya movie...
But one cannot neglect the fact that the pain Jashodaben had to go through in her life, will never let Feku live peacefully...

Monday 7 April 2014

Why did BJP take so much time to come up this lame "MODIfesto"?

Lazy Feku at work! (cartoon courtesy: Manjul)


Agreed that it is a poorly copied version of Congress manifesto. Agreed that none of the points mentioned in it are ever going to get fulfilled. (Primarily because Feku is never going to come to power!). Agreed that the 'Ram Temple' issue is slowly matching the age of Advaniji. But why this delay? Our sources found out some strong reasons...

1. As Congress follows the policy of democracy in and off the party, their manifesto was duly "leaked" to the counterparts of BJP. However, the copy was in English and Rajnath had already protested against the usage of this "foreign" language, all BJP/RSS/VHP dudes were horrified. It took them 6 days to get it translated.

2. Now, after painful translation, BJP stalwarts gathered to understand what was given in the manifesto. Simultaneously, the process of copying initiated. It is rumoured that Arun Jaitley fainted after reading the points as knew he won't be able to debate on anything in his next tenure as Opposition leader in Rajyasabha!

3. A perfect manifesto was in front of them and they, obviously, could not resist. So they gave the orders to get it printed and headed for the party. Amit Shah was assigned for copying the manifesto. He was very happy to get this opportunity.

4. But as nature would have it, 'Saheb' had to interfere. Shah, being loyal to him, stopped the press immediately. There was one very important point to be added to make it the real BJP Manifesto.

RAM MANDIR!

As 'Saheb' spoke about it, there was an encore! This was an issue that made the 'Sanghis' at home. Suddenly there was a unique blood-rush. Images of that thrilling time, swords, 'saffron' picnic... came in front of their eyes.

5. Finally, as courtesy, final 'copied' draft of BJP manifesto was sent to Advaniji for final scrutiny. (Out of respect, though it didn't matter.) It was the original copy. Advaniji, out of anger and pending ridicule, flushed it...

Sunday 30 March 2014

Feku and his 'criminalikings'!

What is it with Feku and criminals?
(Note: BJP is not being referred here as there is no more BJP left; its just one man and his decisions.)

Look at his cabinet. Babu Bokhiria, a convict, is still enjoying the ministership. Maya Kodnani, former Women & Children Development Minister, is now behind the bars for instigating riots at Naroda patiya and surrounding areas in 2002. Purshottam Solanki, accused in Rs. 400 cr fisheries contract scam, is still a Minister of State. Former Home Minister Amit Shah is a synonym to "crime master". He was involved in Ishrat Jahan, Sohrabuddin & Tulsi Prajapati fake encounters as well as "snoopgate" under the orders of his boss (Saheb).

Then lets check out Gujarat's BJP unit. On top of the list stands Junagarh MP Dinu Bogha Solanki, accused of killing RTI activist Amit Jethva. MLA Jetha Bharwad fired bullet during voting. MLA Shankar Chaudhary has three murder cases against him. Not to mention the last two BJP leaders were involved in watching porn film in the legislative assembly. In the last assembly polls, 35 BJP MLAs has major criminal cases against them.

We know now Feku has settled himself at the centre, calling all the shots of BJP. He has been inviting new people to his party and kicking out old faithfuls. Most animated invitee is Ramdev Baba, who has property allegedly worth Rs. 1100 cr all over the world. He hasn't declared about them. His associate Balakrishna is the one taking all the potshots. Babu Bajrangi, convict of Naroda Patiya riots, has always been close to Feku and BJP. Watch the video to understand the deep relationship between them.

2002 riots accused Babu Bajrangi confesses who saved him and how he did it!

The Muzzafarnagar riots accused MLAs Sangeet Som & Suresh Rana were "felicitated" in Feku's rally. Som has also received the LS ticket. Pramod Muthalik, chief of Sri Ram Sene, a hidden sister concern of VHP, and the one leading Mangalore pub attack on women (2009) was accepted in BJP. However, due to media uproar and social media criticisms, BJP had to bite back their decision. In the latest, BJP accepted JD(u) MP Sabir Ali but against canceled his membership as several BJP leaders and media created ruckus over this decision. Ali is alleged to be a "friend" of renowned terrorist Bhatkal.

But why are we talking about Feku here? The reason is a statement by BJP President Rajnath Singh that all the decisions regarding senior BJP leaders are taken under the leadership of Narendra Modi! Now do the math...

Thursday 20 March 2014

Feku Wave


Rajnath trolling Feku!


So it's officially out. There is no "Modi Wave" in the country. It was nothing but a hoax!

- BJP's PM candidate's decision to leave his home ground in Gujarat and contest from far away in Varanasi shows that he is very much scare about loosing in his own bastion. He knows that his bluffs have been called off many times now and there is no way he'll be able to repeat in front of his own people.

- Feku sent his pet, Amit Shah, to UP much before time for this same reason. As everyone knows Shah is in the likes of the 'goondas' like Raja Bhaiyya and definitely matches their political cruelty. It wouldn't be a surprise there comes up very close relation between Muzaffarnagar riots and Shah being in the vicinity!

- Whatever "settings" Shah must have done for his 'Saheb', there are clear signals that Feku will have a hard time fighting the elections and people (some outside but mostly inside his own party). People in touch with media have realized what a waste Feku has been as a CM. They know the facts. But equation in UP is as bit different. They still have "bahubalis" and rely in classical way of campaigning. Feku wants to capitalize on that.

- If there really was a "Modi Wave" in the country, shouldn't Feku fight from a seat that BJP has never been able to capture? Feku is also contesting from Vadodara, which has always been a safe seat from BJP. Feku is scared and BJP is more scared of loosing.

- There are plenty of constituencies in North East and South from where Feku should fight from if he wants to prove himself right. But we know this is not at all possible. He even left his own constituency, Maninagar, that fall under Ahmedabad (East).

So now decide for yourself. Is this the man we would want to lead the nation???